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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion.

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and… I believe in miracles.

The world is made up of people who never quite get into the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.

I’m the original take-orders girl.

I refused David Letterman’s proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.