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You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff.

Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?

I’ve always been this insane. Isn’t that interesting?

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw – they just end up looking like eggs, not people.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Well, we could tell them that we’re here on an archeological expedition.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

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