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There are hardly five critics in America; and several of them are asleep.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would suit me better.

I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

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