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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Now I have to have the biggest P.O. box in the entire post office to get all the manuscripts coming in.

I’m watching the Weather Channel more than I’ve ever watched it. I’m scared to death it’s going to rain.

I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.

No, that’s poker. To win, you’ve gotta get damned lucky.

If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

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