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For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.

I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too!

It is as if Clinton had called one of the most respected character witnesses in all of U.S. history to testify that the primal urge has a most distinguished presidential pedigree.

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Obviously, you’ve never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt.

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.