Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Housework is a breeze. Cooking is a pleasant diversion. Putting up a retaining wall is a lark. But teaching is like climbing a mountain.
I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I don’t know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.
Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them.
I’m a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time, and nobody else wanted the job.
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