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I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Everything in life is luck.

I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth.

Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

The man who is intent on making the most of his opportunities is too busy to bother about luck.

Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ‘Children’s Letters to God.’ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ‘Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.’

Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith.

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, ‘You’re fired!’