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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

If women were particular about men’s characters, they would never get married at all.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I’ll get it right one day.

Marriage

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Marriage

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Marriage

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

Marriage

Though I am not imperial, and though Elizabeth may not deserve it, the Queen of England will easily deserve to have an emperor’s son to marry.

Marriage

I have a very intense marriage.

Marriage

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Marriage