Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
Unions in wedlock are perverted by the victory of shameless passion that masters the female among men and beasts.
That’s what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he’s wise.
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