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There is only one situation I can think of in which men and women make an effort to read better than they usually do. It is when they are in love and reading a love letter.

Any girl that’s got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I’m in love with.

Madam your wife and I didn’t hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won’t say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn’t me.

I hate the giving of the hand unless the whole man accompanies it.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!

Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.

When first we met we did not guess That Love would prove so hard a master.