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To witness two lovers is a spectacle for the gods.

I have this helicopter crash, and I fall in love with this man who was in the crash with me. I must have been suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.

There’s a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

They were a group of two dozen nurses completely surrounded by 100,000 unattached American men.

Pray for your mate. Ask God to soften your heart and show you ways to be a better spouse.

Basically he never went to work and didn’t have a job. Of course I thought he did. I thought he was on the phone doing business deals instead of borrowing money from people.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.