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I like a drink, mate. I’ll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

You can’t drink too many otherwise you can’t see what you’re throwing at.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

You can’t drown yourself in drink. I’ve tried, you float.