Quote Tag

I wasn’t born a superstar.

They’re paying me an outrageous sum of money; $40,000 a week, which is totally silly.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words ‘Monty Python’ to me. It’s not bad.

Before I was famous, when I was just working in Gilbert’s Lodge, everything was moving in slow motion.

Few men have been admired of their familiars.

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.

I love being an older comic now. It’s like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You’re in the Hall of Fame and it’s nice, but you’re no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.

I don’t know which will go first – rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity.

If they want a photograph, then just take it.