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As an actress people always tease me like: if there’s anything you can do to make yourself unattractive you will do it.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.

There are hardly five critics in America; and several of them are asleep.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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