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I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.

No, that’s poker. To win, you’ve gotta get damned lucky.

If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

There’s not a note of mine that’s worth the noting.

You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

Bacon’s not the only thing that’s cured by hanging from a string.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

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