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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him.

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

A good folly is worth what you pay for it.

The first time my father saw me in the flesh was on the stage, which is a bit weird. We went out to dinner, and he was charming and sweet, but I did all the talking.

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.