My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it… I can resist everything but temptation.
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Housework is a breeze. Cooking is a pleasant diversion. Putting up a retaining wall is a lark. But teaching is like climbing a mountain.
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