Quote Tag

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

I don’t know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them.

I’m a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time, and nobody else wanted the job.

Man is a wingless animal with two feet and flat nails.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.