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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

It’s all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry , been widely regarded as a bad move.

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.

I never think of myself as an icon. What is in other people’s minds is not in my mind. I just do my thing.

Pound’s crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don’t put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.

Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

It is much easier to drive without having an accident.