Quote Tag

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it’s the most comical thing in the world.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

I am not gay, I just like pearls.

That’s what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he’s wise.

It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice.

I probably wouldn’t make a good accountant. I don’t even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he’s a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?