I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn’t fully appreciate. But I’m now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!
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