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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Obviously, you’ve never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt.

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn’t have eyeballs or fins.

Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I don’t read books.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.

Get off your horse and drink your milk.

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