No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
I look like a quarry someone has dynamited.
Deep down, I’m pretty superficial.
You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.
Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again.
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.
Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
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