Quote Tag

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Every dog must have his day.

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

I bet Maurice Gibb’s heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin’ Alive.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out til too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.