Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.
A person who can’t pay gets another person who can’t pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don’t make either of them able to do a walking-match.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
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