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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.

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Don’t be humble… you’re not that great.

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They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases.

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Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them.

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Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

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If it isn’t the sheriff, it’s the finance company; I’ve got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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