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War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

People who love science fiction really do love sex.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

The part of Mike Wallace drew me to the movie because I thought, what an outrageous part to play.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.