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I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I couldn’t believe when I first got a fan letter from Al Pacino, it was unreal.

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Do you spell it with a “V” or a “W”?’ inquired the judge. ‘That depends upon the taste and fancy of the speller, my Lord’.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting “All the Gods are bastards.”

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