Quote Tag

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks.

I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

It’s funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

With women, I’ve got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can’t get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I like nice clothes, whether they’re dodgy or not.

It’s fun to play people who are flawed.