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Must I tell the story of my life again?

Don’t you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don’t even have to be true!

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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.

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What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I’m learning.

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They realized I was alive again, even though I was playing an old, dying sop.

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So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

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