Quote Tag

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

A joke is a very serious thing.

It’s not a crime to get drunk.

Housekeeping ain’t no joke.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That’s the way the mind of man operates.

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me ‘understand’ something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour – people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them – but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.