I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That’s the way the mind of man operates.
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me ‘understand’ something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour – people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them – but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
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