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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

It’s my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

A witty saying proves nothing.

Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we’d just be cracking jokes. It’s like Beavis and Butthead.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the drug store, but that’s just peanuts to space.