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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.

If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.

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To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.

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I’m much too young to feel this damn old.

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

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