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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

Any girl that’s got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I’m in love with.

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it’s all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you’re playing darts.

I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra. There’s so many ways to enhance them, everybody does it.

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.

He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

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