Quote Tag

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt.

So the brother in black offers to these United States the source of courage that endures, and laughter.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Madam your wife and I didn’t hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won’t say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn’t me.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Even if you didn’t see the movie, you’d see two words you’d never seen put together before – comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly – it’s the least offensive word in our language.

I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter.

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about.