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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!

I’ve got a lot of ham in me.

I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore.

To Mr. Seward: It is my desire that, in case Maximillian will surrender, he be sent here a prisoner of war, but that in the event of his continuing the war, or refusing to surrender, then he be shot.

I’m too old-fashioned to use a computer. I’m too old-fashioned to use a quill.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

True friends stab you in the front.

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.