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Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldn’t quit, and I haven’t had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.

If you haven’t got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

I need to retire from retirement.

If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.

Most of my life I have played a lot of famous people but most of them were dead so you have a poetic license.

I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

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