Quote Tag

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

The majority of them give the impression of being men who have been drafted into the job during a period of martial law and are only waiting for the end of the emergency to get back to a really congenial occupation such as slum demolition or debt collecting.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

Well I’ve never used that phrase before, but yes she is bootylicious.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

I’m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.

When I look up at the screen and see myself I always have to laugh. Not because I think I’m doing a horrible job, quite the contrary, I just feel it’s so surreal to feel like one person can entertain so many at one time.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.