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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

I had a great ’70s. I survived it, and that’s always good news.

You’re entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

There’s a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

This is not writing at all. Indeed, I could say that Shakespeare surpasses literature altogether, if I knew what I meant.

They were a group of two dozen nurses completely surrounded by 100,000 unattached American men.

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