Quote Tag

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

I only direct in self-defense.

There’s nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.

Ice-cream is exquisite – what a pity it isn’t illegal.

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people’s throats – and one always secretes too much jelly.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.

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