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Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

The factory that my grandmother had put under the house to produce these green men to come get me.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

The one we keep pitching and there are no takers is The Fabulous Baker Boys Go To Hawaii. There don’t seem to be any takers on that one!

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

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