Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ????
Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
You hate me, I hate you. Problem? ♥
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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