Take out ‘N’ out of FRIEND, and you are cooked!
Take care of Your Status, don’t be care taker of My Status
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once!
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
I don’t get older, I level up.
Please god – If you can’t make me thin make my friends fat!
Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
Need Love? … No… I would prefer vodka!
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