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My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more.

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Marriage = A relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is the husband.

How to prepare for exams: Cry.

If you’re stressed, you’ll get pimples. If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles. So, why don’t smile & get dimples? Keep smiling! It’s very simple.

Roses are red and I’m going to bed…Good night

Dear Weather, please don’t be so romantic, I am single.

By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

When A Man Steals Your Wife, There Is No Better Revenge Than To Let Him Keep Her.

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