I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
While I was born… Devil said, Oh! Competition.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
Someone writes “Urgent Calls Only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the police or ambulance service.?
Someone’s status is “Driving” since 5 days. I guess he reached Dubai.
Three steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep.
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
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