Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them .
All girls are my sisters except you.
You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
My laziness is like 8; Once it lies down it’s infinite!
The longer the title the less important the job.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
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