It’s Microsoft versus mankind, with Microsoft having only a slight lead.
If there was a problem, Yo, I’ll solve it.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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