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Elephants are contagious.

A lot of truth is said in jest.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been one of moderation.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

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