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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

We’ve been asked to do ‘Playboy’ together, me and Victoria, as a pair. I don’t think I’ll ever go naked, but I’ll never say never.

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If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

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What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

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The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.

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There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.

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The ‘Billionaire’ song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It’s funny.

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Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ‘Children’s Letters to God.’ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ‘Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.’

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial “we.”

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