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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other’s speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.

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Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.

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‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?

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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

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You don’t have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.

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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

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Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.